|Newsworthy is a relative term|
"Vandalism at Schnabelberg: Viewing Platform Badly Damaged with Chainsaw"
"Fifty Tons Artificial Manure Stolen"
"Guesthouse Death Continues: Waidhofen's Gastronomy in Crisis"
"Foreigners Seen J-Walking: Police Take Action"
"Rolling Stones Drummer Charlie Watts Rocks Amstetten"
"His and Hers Ski Race Planned at the Forsteralm: Costumes Mandatory."
"One Night Around the World: Boy Scout Ball 2011 - Ball Pleasure of a Special Type."
Answer to be included in the next update. Please feel free to post your guesses as comments.